Episode List
From Apocrypals Apocrypha
In each episode, Benito and Chris read, watch or play something from the Bible (or Bible-adjacent) and talk about its history, authors, and contents.
You can listen to all episodes at the show's Libsyn page or by subscribing through Apple Podcasts. Bonus video episodes can all be seen on Benito's YouTube channel.
Episodes
Episode | Date | Title | Subject | Source | Transcript |
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0 | 2018-03-29 | I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties | nonspecific | Yes | |
1 | 2018-04-08 | Porky Party | Acts | New Testament | Yes |
2 | 2018-04-14 | One Weird Trick | Daniel as well as The Prayer of Azariah aka the Song of the Three Holy Children; Susanna; and Bel and the Dragon | Tanakh and Deuterocanon | Yes |
3 | 2018-04-22 | Various Heresies | The Acts of Peter and The Acts of Peter and Paul | Apocrypha | Yes |
4 | 2018-05-06 | Wittgenstein's Monster | The Book of Isaiah | Tanakh | Yes |
5 | 2018-05-20 | On the Road to Rome | Paul's Letter to the Romans | New Testament | |
6 | 2018-05-27 | Fresh Prince of Beliar | The Ascension of Isaiah | Pseudepigrapha | |
7 | 2018-06-03 | Neon Genesis Good News | The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark | New Testament and Apocrypha | Yes |
8 | 2018-06-10 | What's Up, Doctor Goodacre | The Gospel of Matthew, Part One | New Testament | Yes |
9 | 2018-06-24 | Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen | The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two | New Testament | Yes |
10 | 2018-07-02 | The Dude Hates Wizards | The Gospel of Luke | New Testament | |
11 | 2018-07-09 | 90s Vertigo Jesus | The Gospel of John, Part One | New Testament | |
12 | 2018-07-15 | Whomst Was At the Tombst? | The Gospel of John, Part Two | New Testament | |
13 | 2018-07-30 | Bonus Goat | The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit | Deuterocanon | |
14 | 2018-08-06 | The Boy-Related Eagle Plan | The Story of Ahikar | Pseudepigrapha | |
15 | 2018-08-13 | An Approximate Week | The Golden Legend: St. Christopher and St. Benedict | Golden Legend | |
16 | 2018-08-19 | Doamurder, West Virginia | The Book of Genesis, Part 1 | Tanakh | |
17 | 2018-08-27 | Five Gallons of Bread | The Book of Genesis, Part Two | Tanakh | |
18 | 2018-09-09 | Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God | The Book of Genesis, Part Three | Tanakh | |
19 | 2018-09-23 | MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM | The Book of Genesis, Part Four | Tanakh | |
20 | 2018-09-30 | Shalom Birdie (with David Wolkin) | The Book of Genesis | Tanakh | |
21 | 2018-10-07 | Biblerella | The Acts of Paul and Thecla | Apocrypha | |
22 | 2018-10-15 | Ocean's Two | The Book of Judith | Deuterocanon | |
23 | 2018-10-21 | Dunking on Satan | The Acts of Pilate and The Gospel of Nicodemus | Apocrypha | |
24 | 2018-10-29 | Butt Stuff Dragon | The Testament of Solomon | Pseudepigrapha | |
25 | 2018-11-14 | One Rinthies, Baby | First Corinthians | New Testament | |
26 | 2018-11-19 | Some Other Christmas Man | The Lives of St. Nicholas and St. Lucy | Golden Legend | |
27 | 2018-12-02 | The Book of the Dynasty of God's Resisters | The First Book of Maccabees | Deuterocanon | |
28 | 2018-12-10 | Second Maccabees Second Furious | The Second Book of Maccabees | Deuterocanon | |
29 | 2018-12-16 | These Apocryphal Ravings | The Infancy Gospel of James | Apocrypha | |
30 | 2019-01-07 | Apples and Oranges | The Legend of the Three Kings by John of Hildesheim | Saint stories | |
31 | 2019-01-24 | Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore | The Book of Jonah | Tanakh | |
32 | 2019-02-03 | Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion | Questions & Answers | Listener questions | |
33 | 2019-02-10 | Thicc Darkness | The Book of Exodus, Part One | Tanakh | |
34 | 2019-02-24 | Thorn Bushes and Pushups | The Song of Songs | Tanakh | |
35 | 2019-03-03 | Down in the Donkey Hole | The Book of Exodus, Part Two | Tanakh | |
36 | 2019-03-12 | GRAZACHAM! | Muirchu’s Life of Saint Patrick | Saint stories | |
37 | 2019-03-20 | Bigger Esther | The Book of Esther and Greek Esther | Tanakh and Deuterocanon | |
38 | 2019-03-31 | Sword Drill Online | Bible Trivia Special | Complete Book of Bible Trivia | |
39 | 2019-04-07 | Rain is Boy Water | The Book of Enoch, Part One | Pseudepigrapha | |
40 | 2019-04-19 | Devil Got a Hog | The Book of Enoch, Part Two | Pseudepigrapha | |
41 | 2019-04-29 | Neo-Mary Is About To E X P L O D E | Questions of Bartholomew and The Resurrection of Jesus Christ by Bartholomew | Apocrypha | |
42 | 2019-05-06 | The Roasting of the Apostle Paul | Second Corinthians | New Testament | |
43 | 2019-05-27 | Why Prophets So Nasty? | The Book of Jeremiah | Tanakh | |
44 | 2019-06-23 | Terms and Conditions | The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2 | Tanakh | |
45 | 2019-07-14 | Mummy Dust and Skeleton Bones | The Book of Ruth | Tanakh | |
46 | 2019-08-09 | CTRL-Z On A Murder | The Acts of John | Apocrypha | |
47 | 2019-08-21 | Approximate Week II: The Quickening | The Syriac Infancy Gospel | Apocrypha | |
48 | 2019-08-28 | The Almighty Ambush Bear | The Book of Lamentations | Tanakh | |
49 | 2019-09-16 | Wajesus | The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John | New Testament | |
50 | 2019-10-02 | The TERF of Babylon | The Revelation of John | New Testament | |
51 | 2019-10-28 | Jesus, Buffy | Halloween Chick Tracts | Chick Tracts | |
52 | 2019-11-24 | Apocrypals Chris And Benito | The Book of Ecclesiastes | Tanakh | |
53 | 2019-12-08 | Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift | The Third Book of Maccabees | Deuterocanon | |
54 | 2019-12-22 | Our Favorite Murders | The Infancy Gospel of Thomas | Apocrypha | |
55 | 2020-01-12 | The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby | The Book of Ezekiel, Part One | Tanakh | |
56 | 2020-01-26 | Welcome to the Bone Zone | The Book of Ezekiel, Part Two | Tanakh | |
57 | 2020-02-08 | We Holy Ghost, Bro? | The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca | Apocrypha | |
58 | 2020-02-23 | Blaise, Your Dead Homie | The Lives of St. Sebastian, St. Blaise, and St. Agatha | Golden Legend | |
59 | 2020-03-08 | Source of the Flow | The Book of Leviticus | Tanakh | |
60 | 2020-03-22 | Joses Crust | The Acts of Andrew and Matthias | Apocrypha | |
61 | 2020-04-05 | Countless Large Gregs | The Second Book of Enoch | Pseudepigrapha | |
62 | 2020-04-19 | Oh, the Jews' Manatees! | The Book of Numbers | Tanakh | |
63 | 2020-05-06 | Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither | The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort | Golden Legend and The Life of Saint Guineforte | |
64 | 2020-05-18 | Spiritual Warfare Is Good, Actually | Bible Adventures and the Wisdom Tree catalogue | Video games | |
65 | 2020-06-02 | Adonai is Ichiban! | The Book of Deuteronomy | Tanakh | |
66 | 2020-06-14 | JeSuS With Two Cool Ses | The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin | Apocrypha | |
67 | 2020-06-28 | Bad Things to Call Your Mother | The Book of Bartholomew | Apocrypha | |
68 | 2020-07-12 | Scent of a Jesus | The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John | Apocrypha | |
69 | 2020-07-26 | Thirst Corinthians | The Lives of St. Mary of Egypt and St. Pelagia | Separate books | |
69 Secret | 2020-08-28 | Secret 69 | The Greater Questions of Mary | Apocrypha | |
70 | 2020-08-09 | Two Firkin Bored | The Letter of Aristeas | Pseudepigrapha | |
71 | 2020-08-23 | Approximate Week Chapter 3: Parabellum | The War Scroll | Pseudepigrapha | |
72 | 2020-09-06 | Cold Brew Paul | Paul's Letter to the Galatians | New Testament | |
73 | 2020-09-20 | Be Courageous! | The Book of Joshua | Tanakh | |
74 | 2020-10-04 | Howl of the Ostrich | The Books of Micah and Nahum | Tanakh | |
75 | 2020-10-18 | Lazer Babies | The Apocalypse of Peter | Apocrypha | |
76 | 2020-11-01 | Filling the Room | The Life of St. Martin | Separate books | |
77 | 2020-11-15 | The Blessed Voltrons | The Lives of St. Catherine and St. Barbara | Golden Legend | |
78 | 2020-11-29 | MACCABEES | the Fourth Book of Maccabees | Deuterocanon | |
79 | 2020-12-13 | Marys Christmas | The Infancy Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew | Apocrypha | |
79 Bonus | 2020-12-22 | Bill Bless Us, Every Ted | Christmas Gift Exchange 2020 | The Joy of Friendship | |
80 | 2021-01-10 | The Deadliest Skambush of Them All | The Book of Judges | Tanakh | |
81 | 2021-01-24 | Sometimes It's Just Sucky | Paul's Letter to the Ephesians | New Testament | |
82 | 2021-02-07 | Sedeqetelebab! | The Book of Jubilees Pt 1 | Pseudepigrapha | |
83 | 2021-02-21 | Speedrun Tactics | The Book of Jubilees Pt 2 | Pseudepigrapha | |
84 | 2021-03-07 | Just One More Thing | The Life of St. Columba | Hagiography | |
85 | 2021-03-21 | Old Clootie | The Life of St. Dunstan | Golden Legend | |
86 | 2021-04-04 | God Junior | The Third Book of Enoch (Part 1) | Pseudepigrapha | |
87 | 2021-04-18 | Crisis On 18,000 Earths | The Third Book of Enoch (Part 2) | Pseudepigrapha | |
88 | 2021-05-09 | A Miserable Pile of Secrets | The Da Vinci Code, the film | Fiction | Yes |
89 | 2021-05-23 | 2000 B.C. | The First Book of Samuel | Tanakh | |
90 | 2021-06-06 | Worfin’ the Lions | The Second Book of Samuel (Part 1) | Tanakh | |
90.1 | 2021-06-20 | Double Chai: Rock Me, Asmodeus | Solomon and the Devil | Talmudic Legend | |
91 | 2021-06-27 | The Me In This Story Is You | The Second Book of Samuel (Part 2) | Tanakh | |
92 | 2021-07-11 | Slayer of Men, Conqueror of Space | The Gospel of Philip, the Gospel of Mary, and the Gospel of Jesus’s Wife | Apocrypha (Gnostic) | |
92 Bonus | 2021-08-04 | Cephalo4: Protect Yr Neck | Cephalophores | Saint stories | |
93 | 2021-08-15 | Approximate Week IV: OblIVion | Joseph and Aseneth | Apocrypha (Tanakh) | |
94 | 2021-09-26 | Little Martha and the Small Vandellas | The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis | Golden Legend | |
95 | 2021-10-10 | An Abyss of Significant Depth | The Apocalypse of Paul | Apocrypha | |
96 | 2021-10-24 | The Goku of Judaism | Stories of the Baal Shem Tov | The Golden Mountain by Meyer Levin | |
Bonus Persona 5 | 2021-11-16 | Guess the Persona-fied Bible Character | Persona 5 | Persona 5 (Video Game) | |
97 | 2021-12-02 | Pretty Sus, Lesbius | The Acts of Andrew | Apocrypha | |
98 | 2021-12-23 | You Know, the Manger? | Christmas Chick Tracts | Chick Tracts | |
99 | 2022-01-30 | For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached | The First Book of Kings | Tanakh | |
100 | 2022-03-05 | Escape From Flesh Island | The Gospel of Judas | Apocrypha | |
101 | 2022-04-21 | The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy | The Book of Job | Tanakh | |
102 | 2022-06-12 | Napalm Toots | The Lives of The Lives of St. Martha of Bethany and St. Margaret of Antioch | The Golden Mountain by Meyer Levin | |
103 | 2022-07-03 | Sucky James | The History of Joseph the Carpenter | Apocrypha | |
104 | 2022-08-01 | Previously, on Bible | The Epistle to the Hebrews | New Testament | |
105 | 2022-08-12 | Approximate Week V: RaVager | El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron | Video Game | |
106 | 2022-10-30 | A Serious Goku Move | The Second Book of Kings | Tanakh | |
107 | 2022-11-13 | Hellmensch | Stories of the Baal Shem Tov | The Golden Mountain by Meyer Levin | Yes |
108 | 2022-11-27 | Skip This One | The Book of Hosea | Tanakh | Yes |
109 | 2023-10-11 | Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers | The Didache | Apocrypha | |
110 | 2023-10-30 | The Beastie Boys' Worst Nightmare (The Lock-In (2014)) | The Lock-In (2014) | Fiction |
Sub-series
Podcast | Episode | Date | Title | Transcript | |
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Multipals | 1 | 2023-04-20 | Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan | Yes | |
Multipals | 1 | 2023-06-23 | Multipals 02: Aaron Higashi | Yes | |
Multipals | 3 | 2023-04-20 | Multipals 03: Anne Thériault | Yes | |
Multipals | 4 | 2023-08-20 | Multipals 04: Tony Burke & Janet Spittler | [[Multipals 04: Tony Burke & Janet Spittler (transcript) | Yes]] |