Benito Cereno
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Benito Cereno, a man who in a real way believes in Superman and Santa Claus, is an overly-tall comics writer, classicist, former mythology teacher at the University of Basketball, and lover or folklore, Christmas and Latin.
Benito was raised Southern Baptist (until he wasn't), attended Dr. Bill's Clown College at Bible Camp, and studied ancient literature at and graduated from an accredited university. He has never gone to seminary and never went to Kentucky Mountain Bible College with Kenneth Parcell, or so he says. Wouldn't Reddit know better?