Escape From Flesh Island

Show Notes

No man knoweth the hour or the day, Theophiloi, but our 100th episode is at hand! In celebration of our centennial, we take on one of our most requested texts: the recently discovered Gospel of Judas! Join us as we settle the argument about Judas Iscariot once and for all. Is He Man or Monster or…. is he both?

Topics of Discussion: The Crime Bible, Who Picked Acts?, Irenaeus of Lyon, GEORGE CLOONEY IS LEARNING COPTIC, Jesus L-ing HAO (PGFE), a joke that I literally forgot the meaning of between recording the show and editing it, One Punch Man’s friend, the one tiny fact of the world that Chris has actually influenced, the One Above All, spoilers for Persona 5, Apocryphoes.

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17

Opening Verse

Jesus said, "Truly, I say to you, above them all the stars bring matters to completion, and when Saklas completes the span of time assigned for him, their first star will appear with the generations and they will finish what has been said above, then they will fornicate in my name, and slay their children, and they will [about six and a half lines missing] in my name and your star will rule over the thirteenth aeon." And after that, Jesus laughed. — The Gospel of Judas

Music

100 Days, 100 Nights by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, and Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! performed by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church