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- 18:36, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,024 N One Rinthies, Baby Created page with "==Show Notes== So uh, if this episode gets a little weird, it's probably because the hosts, two comic book writers, found out that Stan Lee died about halfway through it. But tragedies great and small won't stop us from learning about love, and also some extremely misogynistic rules about who gets to talk in church as Paul dashes off yet another letter! That's right, y'all, it's time for Rinthies, so let's get patient and kind up in this piece! Plus: do Paul's RTs = endo..."
- 18:36, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,209 N Butt Stuff Dragon Created page with "==Show Notes== Get ready for HAINTS AND SAINTS, Theophiloi! It's Halloween and things are getting wild spooky up in here as we diver into the testament of Solomon, a very wise man who likes two things: glorifying God and forcing demons to do menial labor. Meet several new costume options that you certainly won't have to spend all night explaining, including Ornias, Beelzeboul, Onoskelis, Astaroth, the 36 Elements of the Cosmic Ruler of the Darkness, our old pal Asmodeus,..."
- 16:55, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,113 N Dunking on Satan Created page with "==Show Notes== PIECES be with you, Theophil-OOZE, and get ready for the first installment of our two-part HELLoween SCAREtacular! This week, we're descending into HELL! And, uh, it's not actually that scary in the traditional sense, although the antisemitism of early Christian writings brings its own brand of horror. Either way, it's our long-awaited discussion of the Harrowing of Hell! Plus, an untold tale of Jesus's magic emotion-changing clothes! Topics of discussion..."
- 16:52, 7 December 2021 diff hist +971 N Ocean's Two Created page with "==Show Notes== Get ready, Theophiloi, because it's time for a tightly plotted heist story about our favorite Deuterocanonical heroine, Judith! We'll be heading into a slice of the Apocrypha with some sharp commentary that cuts right to the good stuff. Get to listening, chop chop! Plus: Some very good and suggestions for improving Hanukkah that you can implement in your own celebrations! Topics of discussion: The ironies (all of them), Doubting Tomax, a prelude to Martin..."
- 16:52, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,225 N Biblerella Created page with "==Show Notes== Watch out, Theophiloi -- we've got some high voltage coming your way as we dive into the apocryphal Acts of Paul and Thecla. For the first time, we have a real female protagonist who has agency... to the extreme. Join us for an astounding piece of Biblical fanfic, a discussion of why Thecla was left out of the canon (hint: thousands of years of entrenched misogyny), and get ready to be thirsty for virtue when you meet your new favorite semi-Biblical figure..."
- 16:30, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,128 N MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM Created page with "==Show Notes== It's finally time, Theophiloi, for us to finish our exhausting journey through the extremely bizarre Book of Genesis! This week, it's the life of Joseph and his Completely Ordinary Long-Sleeved Dream Robe! The Golden Age Daniel (aka the Lord of Dreams) closes out the book with a surprisingly cohesive narrative that teaches us the solution to all of life's problems: throw it in a hole. It's the final 13 of 50 verses of people making bad moves! Join us, won'..."
- 16:29, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,257 N Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God Created page with "==Show Notes== Content Warning: We cover the story of Dinah in this episode, which involves a sexual assault. Shanah Tovah, Theophiloi, and welcome back to what we're pretty sure is the world's only Bible podcast! We're kicking off 5779 with the third part of our increasingly unwieldy discussion of Genesis. This week, the Lentil Stew Boys are back for hijinx as we cover the lives of Jacob and Esau, and give you a shofar performance that critics are already hailing as "w..."
- 16:27, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,551 N Five Gallons of Bread Created page with "==Show Notes== We've got a content warning on this one: This section of Genesis includes some very famous instances of homophobia, sexual assault, and incest. Keep that in mind if you plan on listening this week. Join us, Theophiloi, as we continue our journey through Genesis. The first of the Pentateuch continues to be challenging as we move into the life of Abraham and find things that are even weirder than we got with Adam, Eve, and Noah. Join us for the many instanc..."
- 16:22, 7 December 2021 diff hist +2,516 N Doamurder, West Virginia Created page with "==Show Notes== Ever wonder why we have anxiety, Theophiloi? Perhaps it's because we're sitting down to examine and/or make goofs about the extremely well-known foundational text of at least three major world religions. That's right, y'all: it's our longest episode yet, featuring the genesis of the beginning of Genesis. This week: Chapters 1 through 11, covering Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah's Ark , and other stories that you probably know very well, assuming you reme..."
- 16:20, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1 An Approximate Week →=Show Notes
- 16:20, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,832 N An Approximate Week Created page with "==Show Notes= Happy birthday! To you, possibly, to us, definitely, as today (August 12) is Chris's birthday, and Benito's (August 20) is quickly following! To celebrate, we're taking a break from Bible Times to hit up the middle ages and Jacobus de Voragine's The Golden Legend. Join us as we learn about our namesake saints (namesaints), St. Christopher and St. Benedict. One is a gigantic werewolf and the other hates being horny. Just friggin' hates it. It's not a competi..."
- 16:19, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,110 N The Boy-Related Eagle Plan Created page with "==Show Notes== Get out of the cistern and cut your nails, Theophiloi, because it's time for a brand new episode! Join us as we take on the extremely apocryphal book of Ahikar, Tobit's maybe nephew. This leads us to the biggest fight we've ever had on the show, which is about whether the Pharaoh's riddle contest is actually a riddle contest or not (it's not, but the eagle boys are pretty dope). Topics of discussion: A debate over the premise of the show that sends Chris'..."
- 16:16, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,633 N Bonus Goat Created page with "==Show Notes== We are back, Theophiloi! After a bona fide Act of God, we've returned to read the capital-A Apocryphal Book of Tobit, and it is a wild one. Join us for the most canonical of the non-canonical books, in which we find out exactly why you shouldn't go to sleep under a wall, what fish parts you need if you do, and meet an ironically prudish demon and an angel who's cool but rude. Plus: What happens if we find a brand new book of the Bible, autographed by God?..."
- 16:15, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,649 N Whomst Was At the Tombst? Created page with "==Show Notes== Okay, Theophiloi, let's get this clear right now: Roy Thomas was the second editor-in-chief of Marvel after Stan Lee, and is often considered to have been the first comics creator to make the leap from fan to pro, so yeah, he's basically Luke. Hope that clears it all up. Now that that's done, break off a hunk of traitor bread and join us as we finally finish with the canonical gospels! This week: the back half of the Gospel of John, aka the Gospel of Travi..."
- 16:15, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,892 N 90s Vertigo Jesus Created page with "==Show Notes== Oh h*ck yeah! Your hosts done done it again, y'all: we goofed around and talked a whole lot about the Gospel of John. You'd think after going through this stuff four times, we'd be a little more efficient, but no. It turns out that there have been centuries of debate focused entirely on John 1:1, and it goes like you'd expect from there. Join us on the first part of our journey through the final canonical gospel (and by far the weirdest) as we meet a new a..."
- 16:13, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,322 N The Dude Hates Wizards Created page with "==Show Notes== Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a lot of this time around, as we go into the Gospel of Luke! Bear witness to the Sermon on the Plain, the Seven Deadly Enemies of Man, and pure unbridled hatred for wizards, the rich, and, presumably, rich wizards. Plus, Chris solves the synoptic problem once and for all. You're welcome. Topics of discussion:..."
- 16:11, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,318 N Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen Created page with "==Show Notes== A question for you, Theophiloi: How many times would you like to listen to us go through the Gospel of Matthew? As many as... seven times? Well, you'll have to settle for two, as this week finds us finally getting into scripture. Join us here at Skull Mountain Baptist Church as we ghost ride the whip into Jerusalem, strain out gnats, gulp down camels, and celebrate the birthday of everyone's favorite dimwitted Apostle, Teen Peter. Topics of discussion: Ba..."
- 16:10, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,302 N What's Up, Doctor Goodacre Created page with "==Show Notes== Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi! So remember how last week, we had our longest episode ever? Well, your boys done did it again. We went so deep into the Gospel of Matthew that we wound up recording for well over two hours, which means it's time for our very first two-part episode! Join us as we go about 40 minutes before we actually get into scripture, largely because we're busy talking about hypothetical gospels, reviewing the major motion picture..."
- 16:05, 7 December 2021 diff hist +5 Neon Genesis Good News →Show Notes
- 16:05, 7 December 2021 diff hist +30 Fresh Prince of Beliar →Show Notes
- 16:03, 7 December 2021 diff hist +30 On the Road to Rome →Show Notes
- 16:03, 7 December 2021 diff hist +30 Wittgenstein's Monster →Show Notes
- 16:02, 7 December 2021 diff hist +30 Various Heresies →Show Notes
- 15:55, 7 December 2021 diff hist +5 I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties →Show Notes
- 15:54, 7 December 2021 diff hist +4 Porky Party →Show Notes
- 15:54, 7 December 2021 diff hist +5 One Weird Trick
- 15:54, 7 December 2021 diff hist +26 One Weird Trick
- 15:52, 7 December 2021 diff hist +25 Porky Party →Show Notes
- 15:52, 7 December 2021 diff hist +25 I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties →Show Notes
- 15:52, 7 December 2021 diff hist +25 Neon Genesis Good News
- 15:50, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,614 N Neon Genesis Good News Created page with "==Show Notes== "When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that He was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked His disciples, 'why does He eat with tax collectors and sinners?' When Jesus heard this, He told them 'Those who are well don't need a doctor, but the sick do need one. I didn't come to call the righteous, but sinners.'" -- The Gospel of Mark, 2:16-17 Gird thyself, Theophiloi, for our longest episode to date as we dive into the Gospel of Mark and its myst..."
- 15:49, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,239 N Fresh Prince of Beliar Created page with "==Show Notes== "And Isaiah answered and said 'So far as I have utterance, damned and accused be thou and all thy powers and all thy house, for thou canst not take from me aught save the skin of my body.' And they siezed and sawed in sunder Isaiah the son of Amoz with a wooden saw." -- The Ascension of Isaiah, 5:9-11. Here's a question for you, Theophiloi: How do you get rid of a prophet who won't stop sitting on your bed in the nude with 50 of his closest friends? The a..."
- 15:49, 7 December 2021 diff hist +973 N On the Road to Rome Created page with "==Show Notes== "Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse, for when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. We know that God's judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth. Do you really think any one of you who judges those who do such things yet do the same, that you will escape God's judgment?" -- Romans 2:3 Hello, Theophiloi! We, Chris and Benito, faithful servants of the podcasting game, called t..."
- 15:48, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,025 N Wittgenstein's Monster Created page with "==Show Notes== "Woe to those that are wise in their own opinion and clever in their own sight." -- Isaiah 5:21 Isaiah, the biggest beefiest boy of all the prophets, steps into the spotlight to put our very premise to the test. Can we actually do an episode when there's no real narrative and about 66 chapters of prophecies that require a 45-minute history lesson? U-DECIDE! We dive in for some complicated context, check out the most quotable book of the Bible, and at long..."
- 15:46, 7 December 2021 diff hist +15 Various Heresies
- 15:46, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,298 N Various Heresies Created page with ""Go, say unto Simon: Peter, because of whom thou fleddest out of Judaea, waiteth for thee at the door." -- The Acts of Peter, Chapter IV Join us this week as we dive into the apocryphal Acts of Peter and Acts of Peter and Paul for the daring return of the Bad Samaritan himself, the Father of All Heresies, the man who claims to be Jesus and may actually be Paul, Simon Magus! When our favorite Biblical supervillain shows up, Simon "The Rock" Peter returns to action to rea..."
- 15:44, 7 December 2021 diff hist +59 Friends of the Show →Ben Rowe
- 15:43, 7 December 2021 diff hist 0 Main Page →The show
- 15:43, 7 December 2021 diff hist +249 Main Page
- 15:36, 7 December 2021 diff hist +78 Friends of the Show →Erica Henderson
- 14:04, 7 December 2021 diff hist +37 Shalom Birdie (with David Wolkin)
- 14:03, 7 December 2021 diff hist +38 Friends of the Show →David Wolkin
- 14:03, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,099 N Shalom Birdie (with David Wolkin) Created page with "==Show Notes== This week we're doing something a little different, Theophiloi! Before we finally move on from Genesis, we've invited the Beloved Wolfman, our pal David Wolkin, to talk us through the Torah. He covers his upbringing and work in Jewish education, and the story of a flawed people struggling with a very confusing God. Plus: the potentially devastating academic consequences of eating at IHOP and answers to your listener questions. Topics of discussion: The J..."
- 14:01, 7 December 2021 diff hist +62 Friends of the Show →David Wolkin
- 13:54, 7 December 2021 diff hist +57 Friends of the Show
- 13:02, 7 December 2021 diff hist +396 Episode List
- 10:40, 7 December 2021 diff hist +1,221 N One Weird Trick Created page with "==Show Notes== Therefore I issue a decree that anyone of any people, nation, or language who says anything offensive against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego will be torn limb from limb and his house made into a garbage dump." -- Daniel 3:29 This week, Benito and Chris take their first foray into the Old Testament, and into the Apocrypha with the Book of Daniel, including the deuterocanonical Prayer of Azariah, Bel and the Dragon, and Susanna. Join us as we di..."
- 10:39, 7 December 2021 diff hist +4 Episode List
- 10:29, 7 December 2021 diff hist +13 MediaWiki:Sidebar
- 10:28, 7 December 2021 diff hist +184 N MediaWiki:Sidebar Created page with " * navigation ** mainpage|mainpage-description ** Episode List ** recentchanges-url|recentchanges ** randompage-url|randompage ** helppage|help-mediawiki * SEARCH * TOOLBOX * LANGUAGES"
