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• 06:50, 13 May 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/36487255/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== For the first time in ten years, Theophiloi -- and the first time ever during the lifespan of this very podcast -- Chris and Benito are in the same place, actually hanging out with each other! What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than by playing three full courses of Bible themed mini-golf?...")
• 13:27, 7 April 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Boy-Related Eagle Plan (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' "Then he took two little lads, and spent every day sacrificing lambs and feeding the eagles and the boys, and making the boys ride on the backs of the eagles. And he bound them with a firm knot, and tied the cable to the feet of the eagles, and let them soar upwards little by little, every day, to a distance of ten cubits, till they grew accustomed and were educated to it, and they rose all the l...")
• 11:34, 8 March 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Bonus Goat (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' "Then Tobit answered his son Tobias, ‘He gave me his bond and I gave him my bond. I divided his in two; we each took one part, and I put one with the money. And now twenty years have passed since I left this money in trust. So now, my son, find yourself a trustworthy man to go with you, and we will pay him wages until you return. But get back the money from Gabael." The Book of Tobit, chapter 5, verse 3. [Mus...")
• 16:23, 3 March 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Whomst Was At the Tombst? (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' "Do not be amazed at this, because a time is coming when all who are in the graves will hear His voice and come out. Those who have done good things to the resurrection of life, but those who have done wicked things to the resurrection of judgment." The Gospel of John, chapter 5, verses 28 through 29. [Music: "You Only Live Twice" by Nancy Sinatra] '''C:''' Hello everybody and welcome to Apocryp...")
• 15:37, 3 March 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Every Gospel Ever (Created page with "In episode 12, Whomst Was At the Tombst?, Benito asked Chris to rank every gospel from best to worst, and these are the results: # Mark # John # Luke # Matthew")
• 10:00, 28 February 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page 90s Vertigo Jesus (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) ''''Chris Sims:''' For God loved the world in this way. He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish, but have eternal life. The Gospel of John, chapter 3, verse 16. [Music: "I Won't Do What You Tell Me (Stone Cold Steve Austin)" by Jim Johnston] '''C:''' Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers talk about the Bible, talk about...")
• 11:27, 20 February 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page King Solomon's Hog feat. Aaron Higashi (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' Then the young men who had grown up with him told him, “This is what you should say to the people who said to you, ‘Your father made our yoke heavy, but you, make it lighter on us!’ This is what you should say to them: ‘My little finger is thicker than my father’s loins. 2 Chronicles 10:10. '''Aaron Higashi:''' The word of the Lord. [Music: "My Raps (feat. Mic Mountain)" by...")
• 20:21, 17 February 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Saint Stories (Created page with "This category links to all episodes covering Saint Stories.")
• 20:16, 17 February 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page King Solomon's Hog feat. Aaron Higashi (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/35322080/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== Yes, Theophiloi, that quote at the top of the show is actually in Bible. Like, full canon Bible that you can find in the back of the pew or the hotel room drawer. I was surprised too, but you know who wasn't? Our special guest Aaron Higashi, who returns to the show from his Multipals appearance to help u...")
• 12:14, 6 February 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Shalom Birdie (with David Wolkin) (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''David Wolkin:''' B'reshit bara elokim et ha-shamayim ve'et ha-aretz ve'ha-aretz ha-yit ha-tohu v'avohu v'choshach al-p'nei te'om. Ve'ruach elokim merachafet al-p'nei ha-maim. Vayomer elokim yehi-or v'yehi-or v'yar elokim et ha-or ki-tob v'yavdel elokim b'in ha-or v'v'nei ha-choshach v'yikra elokim. Laor yaom, Laachoshech, Kara, Layla, Vayer, Vayivoker, Yom Echad. Sefer Breshit, Psukim 1-5. [Music: "Inv...")
• 14:14, 31 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Dude Hates Wizards (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be...")
• 17:56, 21 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Fresh Prince of Beliar (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' "And Isaiah answered and said: 'So far as I have utterance (I say): Damned and accused be thou and all they powers and all thy house. For thou canst not take (from me) aught save the skin of my body.' And they seized and sawed in sunder Isaiah, the son of Amoz, with a wooden saw." The Ascension of Isaiah, chapter 5, verses 9 through 11. [Music: "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash] '''C:''' Hel...")
• 16:03, 20 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page On the Road to Rome (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' "Therefore, any one of you who judges is without excuse. For when you judge another, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. We know that God’s judgment on those who do such things is based on the truth. Do you really think—anyone of you who judges those who do such things yet do the same—that you will escape God’s judgment?" Paul's letter to the Romans, Chapter 2, 1-3. [...")
• 11:46, 13 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' Hey everybody. Before we get started with the show this week, we need to give you another content warning for the book of Genesis. '''Benito Cereno:''' Yeah. While not quite as severe or variegated as some of the ones in the previous week, some of the stories included in the life Joseph are going to include a rape by deception, accusation and discussion of a rape by force. And so, if those kinds of things are going to bother you, maybe just give this...")
• 14:40, 9 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Comics (Created page with "''This category links to all episodes about comics. You can also check out the list of all episodes. ''")
• 14:26, 9 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Pseudepigrapha (Created page with "''This category links to all Pseudepigrapha episodes. You can also check out the list of all episodes. ''")
• 14:24, 9 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Multipals (Created page with "''This category links to all Multipals episodes. You can also check out the list of all episodes. ''")
• 16:39, 8 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs moved page 111: All Skips No Hits to All Skips No Hits (Remove episode number)
• 16:38, 8 January 2025 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page All Skips No Hits (Transcript) (Created page with "(Back to episode page.) '''Chris Sims:''' This is the list of the Israelites, the heads of families, the commanders of thousands, and the commanders of hundreds, and their officers who served the king in every matter to do with the divisions that were on rotated military duty each month throughout the year. There were 24,000 in each division. 1 Chronicles, chapter 27, verse 1. [Music: He-Man by Ludacris] C: Hello friends and neighbors and welcome...")
• 18:02, 22 December 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page It's His BIRTHDAY, Be Nice! (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/34572750/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== O come, all ye Theophiloi, joyful and triumphant, to the final Apocrypals episode of 2024! We two kings of podcasting are reading a story about a talking star as we dive into the Revelation of the Magi. Sure, you may think you know the story of Caspar, Balthazar, and Melchior journeying to meet the baby...")
• 08:25, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Jaoel Instant Messenger (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32923237/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Grab your turtledoves and get to stranglin', Theophiloi, because we're taking another trip to the Seventh Firmament, and this time we're bringing good ol' Father Abraham in the years before he had his many sons. We've got divine vengeance, the fires of Hell, Benito almost swearing on the mic, and a truly wild amount of...")
• 08:24, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/33322822/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> If you learn nothing else from our show, Theophiloi, let it be this: Never send a cow to do a leopard's job. This, for the record, is not a metaphor, it's the lesson that we learn from the passion of Perpetua and Felicity, who -- spoiler warning for a text with the word "Martyrdom" in the title! -- meet their fate at th...")
• 08:23, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Hell Is The Big Show (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/33631617/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> CONTENT WARNING: Our discussion of St. Christina includes mention of self-harm and mental illness. It's Halloween, TheoKILLoi, and that means it's time once again for our annual tradition of Haints and Saints! This year, we're covering St. Christina the Astonishing, who certainly lives up to her epithet, although poss...")
• 08:22, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered Country (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32622987/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Leave cookies and milk for the werewolves and a thorn bush on your doorstep for St. Benedict, Theophiloi, because it's Approximate Week once again! We're celebrating the eight nights between our birthdays by indulging in one of the least canonical texts we've ever covered, in our mutual favorite medium. It's an extra-si...")
• 08:16, 12 August 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page 111: All Skips No Hits (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32521527/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Open your ears to hear, Theophiloi! Your humble Sons of Thunder are back in style with a return to the show and to Canon Bible, just in time to kick off your Approximate Week celebrations! As promised, we're back with an in-depth look at 1 Chronicles, and while that may be the most boring part of the entire thing, we're...")
• 16:49, 14 February 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge (transcript) (Created page with "[MUSIC: "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it. And this is another episode of our fantastic Multipal series where we get people who actually know what they're talking about when what they're talking about isn't Wolverine from the X-Men. Some of them even know what they're talking about when they talk abou...")
• 08:23, 5 February 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/29795588/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== It's 2024, Theophiloi, and a new year means new friends for your humble sons of thunder! This time, we're chatting to Dr. Justin Sledge about Biblical esoterica and Qabalah, and you know what that means: we finally find out if Promethea or Persona 5 is a more accurate depiction of real-world theology. It...")
• 15:12, 22 January 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Every (Seven) Species Ever (Created page with "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Species Seven Species of Israel], tentatively ranked: # Figs ( 48) # Dates ( 48) # Pomegranates ( 48) # Olives ( 48) Unranked but "pretty good": * Wheat ( 48) Unranked: * Barley * Grapes")
• 10:14, 18 December 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 05: Dr. Alexiana Fry (transcript) (Created page with "[MUSIC: "Friends Forever" by Puffy AmiYumi] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it. But today is an installment of our very special Multi-Pal series. My name is Chris Sims. With me as always, the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you? '''Benito Cereno:''' I'm doing great, Chris. We have an excellent guest today....")

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