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(newest | oldest) View (newer 50 | older 50) (20 | 50 | 100 | 250 | 500)- 08:25, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Jaoel Instant Messenger (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32923237/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Grab your turtledoves and get to stranglin', Theophiloi, because we're taking another trip to the Seventh Firmament, and this time we're bringing good ol' Father Abraham in the years before he had his many sons. We've got divine vengeance, the fires of Hell, Benito almost swearing on the mic, and a truly wild amount of...")
- 08:24, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/33322822/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> If you learn nothing else from our show, Theophiloi, let it be this: Never send a cow to do a leopard's job. This, for the record, is not a metaphor, it's the lesson that we learn from the passion of Perpetua and Felicity, who -- spoiler warning for a text with the word "Martyrdom" in the title! -- meet their fate at th...")
- 08:23, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Hell Is The Big Show (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/33631617/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> CONTENT WARNING: Our discussion of St. Christina includes mention of self-harm and mental illness. It's Halloween, TheoKILLoi, and that means it's time once again for our annual tradition of Haints and Saints! This year, we're covering St. Christina the Astonishing, who certainly lives up to her epithet, although poss...")
- 08:22, 8 November 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered Country (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32622987/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Leave cookies and milk for the werewolves and a thorn bush on your doorstep for St. Benedict, Theophiloi, because it's Approximate Week once again! We're celebrating the eight nights between our birthdays by indulging in one of the least canonical texts we've ever covered, in our mutual favorite medium. It's an extra-si...")
- 08:16, 12 August 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page 111: All Skips No Hits (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/32521527/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> Open your ears to hear, Theophiloi! Your humble Sons of Thunder are back in style with a return to the show and to Canon Bible, just in time to kick off your Approximate Week celebrations! As promised, we're back with an in-depth look at 1 Chronicles, and while that may be the most boring part of the entire thing, we're...")
- 16:49, 14 February 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge (transcript) (Created page with "[MUSIC: "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it. And this is another episode of our fantastic Multipal series where we get people who actually know what they're talking about when what they're talking about isn't Wolverine from the X-Men. Some of them even know what they're talking about when they talk abou...")
- 08:23, 5 February 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/29795588/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== It's 2024, Theophiloi, and a new year means new friends for your humble sons of thunder! This time, we're chatting to Dr. Justin Sledge about Biblical esoterica and Qabalah, and you know what that means: we finally find out if Promethea or Persona 5 is a more accurate depiction of real-world theology. It...")
- 15:12, 22 January 2024 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Every (Seven) Species Ever (Created page with "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Species Seven Species of Israel], tentatively ranked: # Figs ( 48) # Dates ( 48) # Pomegranates ( 48) # Olives ( 48) Unranked but "pretty good": * Wheat ( 48) Unranked: * Barley * Grapes")
- 10:14, 18 December 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 05: Dr. Alexiana Fry (transcript) (Created page with "[MUSIC: "Friends Forever" by Puffy AmiYumi] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it. But today is an installment of our very special Multi-Pal series. My name is Chris Sims. With me as always, the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you? '''Benito Cereno:''' I'm doing great, Chris. We have an excellent guest today....")
- 21:43, 13 December 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 05: Dr. Alexiana Fry (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/29062283/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== You know, theophiloi, the topic of trauma in Bible might not seem like something that would lead most people to an extensive discussion of James "Logan" "Wolverine" "Patch" "Lucky Jim" Howlett, but, well, you know how we are. In this special installment of our Multipals series, we're joined by Dr. Alexian...")
- 13:57, 7 December 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' Hey everybody, it's Chris and Benito here. Before we start the show this week, we would like to issue another content warning for this episode. '''Benito Cereno:''' Yeah, not quite as bad or as plentiful in terms of variety as last time. However, there is definitely a chapter that recounts a scene of sexual assault. And so if that's the kind of thing that's going to make you uncomfortable, maybe skip, or we'll see you next week. '''C:''' And that is g...")
- 18:04, 28 November 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Five Gallons of Bread (Transcript) (Created page with "```Chris Sims:``` Hey everybody, it's Chris and Benito here. Before we get into the show this week, we did want to give you a little bit of a content warning for this episode. ```Benito Cereno:``` Yeah, more than any section that we've done before, this particular passage out of Genesis is going to feature some really strong instances of homophobia, a couple recurring instances of sexual assault, and also the recurring motif of incest. So if those are things that are go...")
- 11:24, 21 November 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Doamurder, West Virginia (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." The Book of Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1. [Music] '''C:''' Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two nonbelievers sit down and read the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it. We are your heavenly hosts, the Sons of Thunder. My name is Chris Sims. With me as always is Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you on this fine afternoon? '''Benito Cereno:''' O...")
- 14:05, 2 November 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 04: Tony Burke & Janet Spittler (transcript) (Created page with "[Music: "Hand on the Needle" by Brent Hagerman.] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello everybody and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but try not to be jerks about it. And it's not just us that's trying not to be jerks as we continue our series within a series of Apocrypals: Multipals. '''B:''' That's right. And the Multipals are even- '''C:''' Oh, I guess I should say, my name is Chris Sims. With me as always is Benito Cereno....")
- 10:08, 2 November 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Mottos (Created page with "* "Just because it ain't canon doesn't mean it ain't Bible."")
- 13:22, 31 October 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Beastie Boys' Worst Nightmare (The Lock-In (2014)) (Created page with "Happy Halloween, The-AHHH!-philoi! As is our tradition here on the show, we're spending the spookiest day of the year looking at texts involving haints and saints! Sort of! We're pushing the definition of "texts" and "haints" to their absolute limits by watching the 2014 evangelical horror (?) film (?), The Lock-In, in which a supervised slumber party at church becomes an existential nightmare due to the presence of a haunted adult magazine. No, really. That's what the...")
- 13:41, 22 October 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 03: Anne Thériault (transcript) (Created page with "[Music: All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by Bocephus] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocrypals. This is the podcast where generally speaking two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it. But this is the third installment of our very special series, our sub series within a series, our podcast within a podcast, Multipals. '''Benito Cereno:''' Yeah. '''C:''' My name is Chris Sims, with me as al...")
- 14:33, 18 October 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 02: Aaron Higashi (transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it normally, but we are in a very special series, side series. We've got different episodes that we're doing. My name is Chris Sims with me as always, the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you? '''Benito Cereno:''' I'm good, Chris. I'm doing good. '''C:''' I've been podcasting for...")
- 16:59, 17 October 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 04: Tony Burke & Janet Spittler (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/27800415/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== Don't worry, Theophiloi! You still have some time to leave coffee out for a werewolf and decorate your anti-arousal thorn bush for Approximate Week (observed). We're bumping back our celebrations to once again bring you a Chill Hangout Sesh with some of our multipals! This time, it's the oft-mentioned Dr...")
- 09:58, 13 October 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/28288682/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== You there, Theophiloi! What day is to-day? Wait, what? OCTOBER?! Well, I guess we did miss it, then, and the spirits took their sweet time teaching us the true meaning of Approximate Week. Oh well, time is an illusion and regular publishing schedules are a prison. Either way, we're back with a brand new...")
- 12:51, 19 July 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 03: Anne Thériault (Created page with "Do you wanna party, Theophiloi? I sure hope so, because the Multipals series continues with another of our rowdy friends: Anne Thériault (from Ontario), who joins us to talk about her work writing about St. Dymphna and the podcast And Also Some Women, focusing on the women of the Bible. Sadly, I don't believe we get around to talking about a certain saint who called down lightning and completely wrecked some blood-thirsty seals, but to be fair, you already have a podcas...")
- 12:51, 19 July 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 02: Aaron Higashi (Created page with "Don't be jealous, dear Theophiloi; just because we have some new friends doesn't mean we still don't love you just as much! In this episode, we're talking to another luminary of Biblical TikTok, Aaron Higashi! And look: I'll read the Didache eventually. I've just got a lot on my plate right now, and we have to find out what the Biblical scholarly consensus is on Wolverine's best costume! Check out Aaron's TikTok at: https://www.tiktok.com/@abhbible Topics of Discussion...")
- 11:42, 14 June 2023 Makyo talk contribs deleted page Apocrypals Discord Demographics (No HTML)
- 11:38, 14 June 2023 Makyo talk contribs created page Apocrypals Discord Demographics (Created page with "<iframe width="600" height="638" seamless frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQmyQrI6EmZb7TO0Ag2poSGrToeuaSk9xqEWwGA7oy5NBF3nxLURqTQut1TJOyiHy6ebKn8uNpt486_/pubchart?oid=114823160&format=interactive"></iframe>")
- 14:17, 8 June 2023 Makyo talk contribs deleted page Apocrypals Discord Demographics (content was: "{{Graph:Chart | width=500 | height=200 | type=bar | XAxisTitle=Number | YAxisTitle=Religion | x=Atheist/Agnostic,Christianity - Other,Christianity - Anglican,Christianity - Nondenominational,Christianity - Evangelical,Christianity - Catholic,Christianity - Mainline Protestant | y=3,4,3,1,1,6,3}}", and the only contributor was "Makyo" (talk))
- 14:13, 8 June 2023 Makyo talk contribs created page Apocrypals Discord Demographics (Created page with "{{Graph:Chart | width=500 | height=200 | type=bar | XAxisTitle=Number | YAxisTitle=Religion | x=Atheist/Agnostic,Christianity - Other,Christianity - Anglican,Christianity - Nondenominational,Christianity - Evangelical,Christianity - Catholic,Christianity - Mainline Protestant | y=3,4,3,1,1,6,3}}")
- 18:23, 25 April 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan (transcript) (Created page with "[MUSIC: Deep Fried Frenz by MF Doom] '''Chris Sims:''' Hello friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. Normally, this is the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and try not to be jerks about it. That's not what we're doing today though, although we are still the two of us. We remain constant and unchanging as the stars. My name is Chris Sims with me as always, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you? '''Benito Cereno:''' I'm good, Chris, because w...")
- 10:20, 25 April 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/26603160/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome (uh, back?) to a brand new sub-series: Multipals! In these episodes, we're going to be sitting down with guests to talk about Bible and, most likely, Wolverine from the X-Men. To kick things off, we've got the Main Dude of Bible Studies TikTok, Dr. Dan McClellan,...")
- 16:59, 13 March 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "When Jesus saw large crowds around him, he gave the order to go to the other side of the sea. A scribe approached him and said, 'Teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.' Jesus told him, 'Foxes have dens and birds of the sky have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.' 'Lord,'' another of his disciples said, 'first let me go bury my father.' But Jesus told him, 'Follow me, and let the dead bury their own dead.'" The Gospel of Matthe...")
- 13:29, 10 March 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "His winnowing shovel is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing floor and gather his wheat into the barn. But the chaff he will burn up with a fire that never goes out." The Gospel of Matthew, chapter 3, verse 12. [Music: Live and Let Die] Hello friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it. My name is Chris Sims, and with me as always is the...")
- 16:39, 7 March 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Neon Genesis Good News (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that he was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked his disciples, 'Why does he eat with tax collectors and sinners?' When Jesus heard this, he told them, 'Those who are well don't need a doctor, but the sick do need one. I didn't come to call the righteous, but sinners.'" The Gospel of Mark, chapter 2, verses 16 through 17. [Music: Protect Ya Neck] '''C:''' Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to A...")
- 17:22, 1 March 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Hellmensch (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "And when the fire had reached the topmost pitch of violence, the paritz himself walked into the midst of the flames. There he summoned Satan to him. And the two demons of evil stood in the flames, and laid all their powers together for a supreme assault that would consume the Master." Rabbi Israel and the Sorcerer. The story of the terrible struggle between Rabbi Israel, Master of the Holy Name, and the paritz who was in league with the evil one and ho...")
- 21:47, 28 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page A Miserable Pile of Secrets (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "The devil would love you to belive this non sense and also that he is a hideous beast when in fact that the Bible says he is a Beautiful perfect created being read it...then sinn was fond in him and nhe was cast out of Heaven. There is No way that Jesus was married to anyone. this movie is missleading as other movies made by hollywood. when the so called monk in this film was beating himself he was crucifying himself thus insulating Jesus, beacuse Jesu...")
- 16:22, 24 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Skip This One (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "For I am like a lion to Ephraim, and like a young lion to the house of Judah. Yes, I will tear them to pieces and depart. I will carry them off, and no one can rescue them." The B of Hosea, chapter 5, verse 14. Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. This is the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but we try not to be jerks about it, and we are your hosts. My name is Chris Sims. With me, as always, is Benito Cereno...")
- 11:48, 24 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Wittgenstein's Monster (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "Woe to those who are wise in their own opinion and clever in their own sight." The book of Isaiah chapter 5 verse 21. Hello friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we really try to not be jerks about it. My name is Chris Simms. With me, as always, is the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you today? '''Benito Cereno:''' I'm pretty good, Chris. I'm gonn...")
- 17:38, 23 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Various Heresies (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "Go! Say unto Simon, Peter, because of whom thou fledest out of Judea, waiteth for thee at the door." The Acts of Peter, chapter 4. Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocryphals, the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but we try not to be jerks about it. My name is Chris Sims, and with me, as always, is the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you today? '''Benito Cereno:'''I am excellent today becaus...")
- 09:09, 23 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page One Weird Trick (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' He said, "Don't be afraid, you who are treasured by God. Peace to you. Be very strong." As he spoke to me, I was strengthened and said "Let my Lord speak, for you have strengthened me." Hello everybody, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read the Bible but aren't, you know, jerks about it. My name is Chris Simms and with me as always is my co-host, the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you today?...")
- 15:30, 22 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Porky Party (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris Sims:''' "Look you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you." Acts 13:41. Hello friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, but we're not, you know, a-holes about it. My name is Chris Sims and with me as always is the other set of footprints, Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you today...")
- 18:21, 21 February 2023 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties (Transcript) (Created page with "'''Chris:''' Hello friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocrypals. It's the podcast where two non-believers go through the Bible, but we're not, you know, a-holes about it. My name is Chris Sims. Joining me in this service and in all future services is Benito Cereno. Benito, how are you today? '''Benito:''' I'm very well, Chris. And how are you? '''C:''' I am also very well. '''B:''' Excellent. '''C:''' - So yeah, this is our new Bible podcast, everybody. Thank you...")
- 12:04, 31 January 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page Hospel (Created page with "Hospel")
- 12:02, 31 January 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page Skip This One (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/25141695/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== Look, Thephiloi, you don't actually have to skip this one (it's actually one of my personal favorites, tbqh) but I'm gonna warn you up front: we were in a PRETTY SILLY MOOD when we were recording this one. Come for the discussion of Hosea's prophecies of ruin for the iniquitous and faithless houses of I...")
- 09:23, 31 January 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page Hellmensch (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/24992181/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== You there, Theophiloi, what day is to-day? What? It's mid-November? Well, we keep the spirit of Halloween in our hearts year round on this podcast, so we're going ahead with our annual tradition of Haints 'n' Saints with a second pair of stories starring Rabbi Israel ben Eliezer, the Master of the Good...")
- 18:19, 25 January 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page Approximate Week V: RaVager (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/24037446/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== No spoilers, Theophiloi. It's our birthday we're covering a text that listeners have been requesting for five years. Hymnal: "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry, "The Winner Takes It All" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45) Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoe...")
- 18:05, 25 January 2023 Rbro talk contribs created page A Serious Goku Move (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/23926506/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== Welcome to Season 2 of Apocrypals, dear Theophiloi! You know, like how every podcast does 103 regular episodes and then takes an extremely planned break of several months before returning, refreshed and renewed? It happens all the time, and it's honestly weird that you haven't heard of it. Anyway, what...")
- 12:17, 21 October 2022 Barnaby talk contribs created page Bible (Created page with "== Bible alignment chart == But what ''is'' the bible? Refer to this helpful resource to find out: * https://twitter.com/apocrypals/status/1531792248437972992 * https://waterpigs.co.uk/img/apocrypals-bible-alignment-chart.png")
- 20:26, 1 August 2022 Makyo talk contribs created page Previously, on Bible (Initial creation)
- 09:16, 18 July 2022 User account Rbro talk contribs was created by Jemaleddin talk contribs (Ryan wants to pitch in)
- 22:11, 3 July 2022 Makyo talk contribs created page Sucky James (Initial creation, def needs cleanup.)
- 16:20, 13 June 2022 Makyo talk contribs created page Napalm Toots (Initial creation)
- 13:18, 21 April 2022 Makyo talk contribs created page The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy (Initial creation)