Porky Party

Show Notes

"Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you." — Acts 13:41

Chris and Benito begin their Biblical journey with the sequel to the Gospels. The Holy Ghost Awakens as Peter proves to be pretty hard-line about communism, Paul goes a little too hard in the paint, and we meet our first favorite character in the Book.

Topics of discussion: Holy Week breakdown, Theophilus and the #squad, Judas exploding, St. Christopher (a werewolf), Pentecost, Ananias and Saphira vs. Full Socialism, Simon Magus, 12 dudes with like four names between them, the Party Dude of the Book of Acts, Snake Church, the two main dudes of the Bible.

Listener Notes

• Intro music is Jesus Walks by Kanye West, but Jesus only appears briefly in the book of Acts.
• The episode was recorded on Spy Wednesday, the day on which Judas Iscariot turns Jesus over to the Romans.
• Chris floats the idea of having a "Collection Platreon".
• The title derives from the name of Porcius Festus, procurator of Judea, who conducted Paul’s trial before he was sent to Rome.

Choice Quotes

What's up squad-fam? — Benito

I don't know what you want to do with this podcast, but I am planning on solving everything that has been asked for two thousand years. — Chris

The holy spirit is way more like the Force than you could ever imagine. — Benito

Hold the phone, my guy. Are you telling me that Peter, the rock upon whom the church is built, was like sittin’ there going, ‘what do I need to do? I’ve got the message, but how do I bring it to the masses? What do I do? And then he saw a bat and said, ‘yes, father’? — Chris