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• 09:43, 28 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Christmas (Created page with "''This category links to all the pages about the greatest time of year.''")
• 09:41, 28 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Chick Tracts (Created page with "''This category links to all episodes featuring the tracts of the despicable Jack T. Chick.''")
• 09:34, 28 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Tanakh (Created page with "''This category links to all episodes covering books of the Tanakh.''")
• 09:29, 28 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Renowned Dan Brown (Created page with "''This category links to all episodes discussing the work of the Renowned Dan Brown.''")
• 18:40, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Simon Magus (Created page with " ''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of everyone's favorite battle-wizard, Simon "Paul?" Magus.''")
• 18:39, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Saint Peter (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Saint Peter who does not understand metaphors, making that whole Peter/Rock thing a little mean.''")
• 18:39, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Saint Paul (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Saint Paul, your problematic bald fave.''")
• 18:38, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Gnosticism (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Gnosticism.''")
• 18:38, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Force Ghosts (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of force ghosts.''")
• 18:38, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Emperor Nero (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Emperor Nero.''")
• 18:38, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Apocrypha (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes discussing apocryphal texts.''")
• 18:37, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Johnathan Stewart (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Friend of the Show Jonathan Stewart.''")
• 18:37, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Ben Rowe (Created page with "''This category exists to link to all episodes featuring mentions of Friend of the Show Ben Rowe.''")
• 18:27, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:Episode (Created page with "''This category links to all episode pages.''")
• 18:26, 27 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Category:New Testament (Created page with "''This page exists to link to episodes that are about the New Testament''")
• 15:02, 24 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page You Know, the Manger? (Created page with "<iframe key="podcast" path="embed/episode/id/21580571/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/000000/" /> ==Show Notes== We suspect, Theophiloi, that it has been as much of A Year for you as it has been for your humble Sons of Thunder, so please forgive us for skipping the lengthy and intense reading we would’ve done for Hanukkah in favor of going right to a much easier Christmas episode to finish out the year. We’re div...")
• 10:32, 23 December 2021 User account Samwise talk contribs was created by Jemaleddin talk contribs (An account for Samwise)
• 19:34, 18 December 2021 User account Barnaby talk contribs was created by Jemaleddin talk contribs (Barnaby needs an account)
• 12:24, 9 December 2021 User account CDamascus talk contribs was created by Jemaleddin talk contribs (Helping out a centipede)
• 16:20, 8 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page MediaWiki:Common.css (Created page with "CSS placed here will be applied to all skins: .mw-portlet-Navigation h3 { text-transform: capitalize; }")
• 00:00, 8 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Books of the Bible Not Covered (Created page with "==Old Testament== * Books of Kings ** 1 Kings ** 2 Kings * Books of Chronicles ** 1 Chronicles ** 2 Chronicles * Book of Ezra * Book of Nehemiah * Book of Job * Psalms * Book of Proverbs * Book of Hosea * Book of Joel * Book of Amos * Book of Obadiah * Book of Habakkuk * Book of Zephaniah * Book of Haggai * Book of Zechariah * Book of Malachi ==Apocrypha== * 1 Esdras (3 Esdras Vulgate) * 2 Esdras (4 Esdras Vulgate) * Wisdom of Solomon * Ecclesiasticus (also known as Sir...")
• 18:09, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Pretty Sus, Lesbius (Created page with "==Show Notes== Quick, Theophiloi! Name your favorite Apostle! Okay, good, now we know who among you cannot be trusted, because anyone who said Andrew is a liar. My dude is boring as all h*ck except for the part where Andrew’s friend goes completely John Wick on a bunch of dudes who are trying to recreate the cover to Uncanny X-Men #251. That might not sound very appealing, but… well, it’s a good show anyway. Promise. Topics of Discussion: The importance of being f...")
• 18:09, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Guess the Persona-fied Bible Character (Created page with "==Show Notes== In this special piece of bonus content, Chris tries to stump Benito with images of the depictions of biblical and apocryphal figures in the popular JRPG Persona 5. Can Benito summon all the might of the Guess-o-tron 5000 to aid him in this time of great tribulation?")
• 18:08, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Goku of Judaism (Created page with "==Show Notes== Happy Halloween, FIENDS and NeighBOOs! It’s the spookiest time of year, and to get in the SPIRIT, we’re reading about how the Master of The Good Name and founder of Hassidic Judaism fought a werewolf and then out-lawyered a ghost in front of God Himself. No, really. It’s exactly as rad as it sounds. Topics of Discussion: AHH!BBA, a spooky film recommendation, the RAMBAM, the RADR, etc, the Appalachians of Dracula, Barovia, a very suspect ingredient,...")
• 18:08, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page An Abyss of Significant Depth (Created page with "==Show Notes== I don’t want to brag, Theophiloi, but I think if I was going to write a text in the style of Mr. Paul (a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an Apostle, separated unto the Gospel of God which He had promised afore by His prophets in the holy scriptures), I could probably do a better job than whoever it was who wrote this one and then pretended to dig it up from under his basement. That said, this bit of apocryphanfic does give us one of the most influe...")
• 18:08, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Little Martha and the Small Vandellas (Created page with "==Show Notes== Work with me here, Theophiloi: It sure is late July 2021, and that means it’s time for us to celebrate the feast day of Jesus’s Second-Favorite Mary, depending on who you ask! We’re rolling through a hagiography of Mary Mags so dubious that even Jacobus de Voragine says part of it is definitely made up, and considering that dude’s wack standards, that’s saying something. Plus, a very special guest Saint who definitely exists because some history...")
• 18:07, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Approximate Week IV: OblIVion (Created page with "==Show Notes== Blessed are your hosts, Theophiloi! It’s been a while, yes, but we’re back just in time for our mutual birthday, with a look at an apocryphal text that goes from zero to complete buck wild in the span of about one paragraph. Get ready for some real Bee Attitudes and join us in this episode as we find out how Joseph — the Old Testament one with the coat, not Jesus’s stepdad — met his very tall, very mean wife. Topics of Discussion: Donald Duckin...")
• 18:07, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Cephalo4: Protect Yr Neck (Created page with "==Show Notes== In this special YouTube exclusive Benito-only Apocrypals episode, we discuss the disturbingly robust subgenre of saints known as cephalophores, beheaded folk who carried their own heads around post mortem.")
• 18:07, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Slayer of Men, Conqueror of Space (Created page with "==Show Notes== I think you’ll agree, Theophiloi, that while texts containing actual stories about things like 12’ werewolf saints and angel jacuzzis are nice, the real action here on our goodtime comedy podcast is in non-narrative, fragmented gnostic texts about how good is not good, evil is not evil, Jesus is made of bread, and also he had French babies. We’re diving once more into the geometry that inspired the Da Vinci Code (and, you know, the whole thing about...")
• 18:06, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Me In This Story Is You (Created page with "==Show Notes== CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains discussion of sexual assault with regards to the story of Amnon and Tamar, beginning right after the ad break and ending at 26:00. If I had to rank them, Theophiloi, I’d say that the most wildly violent pieces of media I have ever taken in through the eyeballs are Doom 2016, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, and the Second Book of Samuel. Unlike the first two, this one’s not all fun, but we do eventually get to the po...")
• 18:06, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Double Chai: Rock Me, Asmodeus (Created page with "==Show Notes== In this bonus episode, Benito goes solo to tell the Jewish legend of King Solomon matching wits with the Prince of Demons. Check out the Apocrypals podcast here: https://apocrypals.libsyn.com/ Hear Asmodeus's other starring role in our episode on the Book of Tobit: https://apocrypals.libsyn.com/13-bonu... Learn about Solomon using demon power to build the Temple in our episode on The Testament of Solomon: https://apocrypals.libsyn.com/25-butt... If you...")
• 18:05, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Worfin’ the Lions (Created page with "==Show Notes== If you told me three years ago, Theophiloi, that the most famous king in Bible was not in the book called “Kings” but was instead in the part named after a dude who is neither present nor alive for the entire thing, I would’ve been real salty about it. Fortunately,, what it lacks in its title character, Sammy Deuce more than makes up for in sheer violence. It’s so much that we had to split it into two, because much like the Mountain Goats, King Dav...")
• 18:05, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page 2000 B.C. (Created page with "==Show Notes== You may be wondering, Theophiloi, how we could possibly talk for over 90 minutes about 1 Samuel, which contains one of the Bible stories that literally everyone knows. And yes, you almost certainly know about David and Goliath, but do you know about David's vast collection of foreskins? Or the part where the King of Israel does necromancy with the mom from Bewitched? Or that sweet sweet groundhoney? If you do, well, listen anyway, there's good jokes in thi...")
• 18:05, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page A Miserable Pile of Secrets (Created page with "==Show Notes== We weren't kidding, Theophiloi. We actually did a full-length commentary track for The Da Vinci Code (2006, Dir. Ron Howard). Did you know this movie is almost two and a half hours long? Because we didn't when we decided to do this. That is merely one of many shocking revelations that you can unravel along with us in this parasocial hangout sesh... OR IS IT? Topics of Discussion: Listen, I'm not going to lie to you here, we talk about a LOT of stuff in th...")
• 18:04, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Crisis On 18,000 Earths (Created page with "==Show Notes== We're finishing up our third anniversary special this week, Theophiloi, and the sheer weirdness of Enoch's new career has gotten vast enough to fill a myriad of parasangs. You might've thought you were prepared for everything we're going to see in this, but can anyone truly be prepared for SATAN STORMWIND, the sensational character find of the 2nd Century? It's the Dark Souls of apocrypha as these one two princes of podcasting get through 3noch 2: A Little...")
• 18:04, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page God Junior (Created page with "==Show Notes== Do me a favor, Theophiloi. Take a moment and write down the number of eyes, wings, and faces, that you think angels have, bearing in mind that you listen to this show and we know you know that two, two, and one are not the correct answers to that question. Now look at that number and understand that according to 3noch, you are almost certainly underestimating how wild we're going to get in this episode. It's our third Apocryphersary, and we're finally tack...")
• 18:04, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Old Clootie (Created page with "==Show Notes== As it is written in the Book of Ecclesiastes, Theophiloi: futility. Utter futility. That's what we get from trying to influence the farce that is Lent Madness to get our pick, St. Dunstan, all the way to the end of that sham of a tournament. In the time between deciding on him and recording this episode, our holy boy is already out, despite doing some real Hellboy stuff to the Devil his own self. Find out more in this week's episode, which is neither farce...")
• 18:03, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Just One More Thing (Created page with "==Show Notes== You know, Theophiloi, my wife, she's a really big fan of these saints these days, so I was wondering if you could help me out here. I've been trying to get through the life of of St. Columba, but there's just a couple things I don't understand. See, this thing, I've been going through it, and it's 87 pages long, and I just can't seem to figure out why a podcaster would choose such a long document to read for a show about Ireland's third most popular saint....")
• 18:03, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Speedrun Tactics (Created page with "==Show Notes== We have had some points of contention, Theophiloi, but up to this point, it's mostly been about Benito's bizarre and upsetting taste in candy. This time, though, a strong candidate for the worst book we've read so far threatens to tear the show apart as a genuine undercurrent of resentment flows over how boring the second half of Jubilees is. Don't let that stop you from listening to the show, though! We promise there are some good jokes in here somewhere!...")
• 18:03, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Sedeqetelebab! (Created page with "==Show Notes== As you are well aware, Theophiloi, the Book of Genesis is the foundational text of not only multiple major religions, but arguably most of Western literature in general. That said, we can all agree that there's at least one major flaw: it does not contain as many half-angel cannibal giants as any of us would like. Fortunately, we have the Book of Mega Drive here to help out by adding an entirely new villain and glossing over some of the more important thin...")
• 18:02, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Sometimes It's Just Sucky (Created page with "==Show Notes== It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that Mr. Paul is at it again, Theophiloi... maybe. In this episode, your humble Sons of Thunder dive into Ephesians, a brief slice of Bible that is relatively (RELATIVELY) chill, to the point where there's doubt over whether the New Testament's grumpiest boy actually wrote it. Don't worry, though: there's still plenty to get mad at. It's the best and worst of our least favorite first-century saint! Topics of...")
• 18:02, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Deadliest Skambush of Them All (Created page with "==Show Notes== CONTENT WARNING: The text covered in this episode contains a scene of sexual assault, discussed starting at 1:38:00. Happy Gentile New Year, Theophiloi! Like Merle Haggard, we have made it through December, and we're treating ourselves to what is probably the rawest book in Bible — which unfortunately includes what Luke T. Harrington has called the most depraved passage in the whole book. What better to greet 2021 than with that sort of up-and-down rolle...")
• 18:02, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Bill Bless Us, Every Ted (Created page with "==Show Notes== Happy Holidays, Theophiloi! We've wrapped up the show for the year, but before we get to these last few days of kicking back with a nice hot chocolate and a cup of coffee for St. Lucy, we're inviting you to join us for our Christmastime gift exchange. Plus: a very, very short apocryphal text about Baby Jesus bustin' up rocks!")
• 18:01, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Marys Christmas (Created page with "==Show Notes== Happy Holidays, Theophiloi! It's our favorite time of the year, and that means we're once again reading the story about how an angel came down to herald the birth of a child whose divine nature would be revealed by a dove, and who would gather a group of followers and perform many wondrous miracles: the Blessed Voltron Mary. Yeah, apparently the whole "be not afraid" stuff happened to her first, but don't worry. Jesus gets his own unique adventures in tami...")
• 18:01, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page MACCABEES (Created page with "==Show Notes== Chag samaeach, Theophiloi! It's Hanukkah time once again, and for 5781, we're diving back into the dynasty of God's resisters with MACCABEES — and this time, it's about family. Join us as we go through some truly grotesque and graphic descriptions of torture in what is essentially Green Eggs & Ham meets Hostel. It's... maybe not the best way to celebrate a gift-giving holiday, but, well, we didn't write it. Also: Olive Garden, stop reading. Applebee's......")
• 18:01, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page The Blessed Voltrons (Created page with "==Show Notes== Advent continues apace, Theophiloi, and we're celebrating with two of the most famous and popular lady saints, St. Barbara and St. Catherine! Babs and Cathy are here to visit total ruination upon the devil (who, sadly, does not actually appear in these stories) using explosions of various sizes. I'm not gonna lie, it gets a little grim, but c'mon. You know how most saints became saints by now, right? Topics of discussion: Quibbling with Martinmas, Advent...")
• 18:00, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Filling the Room (Created page with "==Show Notes== If you thought the Song of Solomon was going to be a tough one for us to get through with our "Clean" tag intact, Theophiloi, brace yourselves for the Life of St. Martin. With a translation that almost has to be purposefully nasty, we're kicking off Advent with the 100% true and factual story of Martin of Tours, the saint who cured the sick, raised the dead, and ruined at least one funeral. Plus: the Devil! Like... a lot of the Devil! Topics of Discussion...")
• 18:00, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Lazer Babies (Created page with "==Show Notes== Happy Halloween, DRACULA-philoi, and pre-SCARE to have your sins counted as we descend once more into HELL! Specifically the Hell described in the Apocalypse of Simon "The Rock" Peter, in which everyone's favorite teen apostle describes the many punishments that await sinners of varying quality in the afterlife. Let BOO-nito SCREAM-o and CRYPTS Sims (should've thought of that one for the show) guide you on a harrowing journey full of ironic punishments and...")
• 17:59, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Howl of the Ostrich (Created page with "==Show Notes== If you've ever read Bible and thought "hey, this is great but I wish it had dudes just unleashing straight metaphorical fire on workers of iniquity," then allow your humble Sons of Thunder to introduce you to Micah and Nahum. What these two prophets lack in verbosity, they more than make up for in sheer scorching anger. Just wait'll you get to Nahum 3:19, Theophiloi. It's wild. (Note: There's a stretch in this episode where Chris sounds like he's recording...")
• 17:59, 7 December 2021 Jemaleddin talk contribs created page Be Courageous! (Created page with "==Show Notes== Happy New Year, Theophiloi! That's right, it's Rosh Hashanah time, and we are 100% Done In 5781™. Also done? Joshua, whose journey to become the second Moses is going to take him down the path of mass murders and detailed land allotments, which is basically what the entire Old Testament is if you really get down to it. Get ready to break down the walls and Be Courageous, because we've got some neck-steppin' to do! It's the podcast that you can still hear...")

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