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Show Notes

So uh, if this episode gets a little weird, it's probably because the hosts, two comic book writers, found out that Stan Lee died about halfway through it. But tragedies great and small won't stop us from learning about love, and also some extremely misogynistic rules about who gets to talk in church as Paul dashes off yet another letter! That's right, y'all, it's time for Rinthies, so let's get patient and kind up in this piece! Plus: do Paul's RTs = endorsements?

Topics of discussion: Benito's pretty good wedding, Martinmas, Apollos, the Biblical license plates of Durham, North Carolina, jerks, Paul's guide to marriage, sacrifice cookouts, Zeus Meat, @TheRealApostlePaul, Ma-Ti, another Johnny Q. Public reference, IDIC, angel language, secret fraternity names, Desk Pals, Maran Atha, Rinthies II: Through The Portal of Time, and Podifex.

Hymnal: "Modern Love" by David Bowie

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Opening Verse

"I say to the unmarried and to widows, it is good for them, if they remain as I am. But if they do not have self-control, then they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with desire."
— First Corinthians 7:8-9

Favorite Verses

Benito:

"For who makes you so superior, what do you have that you didn't receive it? If in fact you did receive it, why do you boast as if you hadn't received it?" — 1 Corinthians 4:7

Chris:

"Be alert, stand firm in the faith, act like a man, be strong, your every action must be done with love." — 1 Corinthians 16:13.

"Don't you know that the runners in a stadium all race, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way to win the prize." — 1 Corinthians 9:4

Music

Modern Love by David Bowie

Choice Quotes

(Help fill this in by checking out the transcript.)

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 ==Opening Verse==
-<blockquote><p>"Take, O Solomon King, the gift which the Lord has sent thee, the highest Sabaoth. With it thou shalt lock up all demons of the earth, male and female, and with their help thou shalt build up Jerusalem."</p><p>&mdash; The Testament of Solomon, Verse 5</p></blockquote>
+<blockquote><p>"I say to the unmarried and to widows, it is good for them, if they remain as I am. But if they do not have self-control, then they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with desire."</p><p>&mdash; First Corinthians 7:8-9</p></blockquote>
 ==Favorite Verses==
-<blockquote>"I am the worst of all, and our stars are in heaven. Seven stars humble in sheen, and all together. And we are called as it were goddesses." &mdash; The Testament of Solomon, Verse 34 </blockquote>
+Benito:
+<blockquote>"For who makes you so superior, what do you have that you didn't receive it? If in fact you did receive it, why do you boast as if you hadn't received it?" &mdash; 1 Corinthians 4:7</blockquote>
+Chris:
+<blockquote>"Be alert, stand firm in the faith, act like a man, be strong, your every action must be done with love." &mdash; 1 Corinthians 16:13.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>"Don't you know that the runners in a stadium all race, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way to win the prize." &mdash; 1 Corinthians 9:4</blockquote>
 ==Music==
-[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8uvLHnrqdU The Monster Mash]  by Bobby Pickett
+[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw Modern Love]  by David Bowie
 ==Choice Quotes==
-(Help fill this in by checking out the [[Butt Stuff Dragon (Transcript)|transcript]].)
+(Help fill this in by checking out the [[One Rinthies, Baby (Transcript)|transcript]].)
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