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==Show Notes==
Get ready, Theophiloi, because it's time for a tightly plotted heist story about our favorite Deuterocanonical heroine, Judith! We'll be heading into a slice of the Apocrypha with some sharp commentary that cuts right to the good stuff. Get to listening, chop chop! Plus: Some very good and suggestions for improving Hanukkah that you can implement in your own celebrations!

Topics of discussion: The ironies (all of them), Doubting Tomax, a prelude to Martinmas, St. Isadore the Hedgehog, an extended digression about Simon Magus and Avril Lavigne, The RAMBAN, Antilebanon, the Cracker Barrel Master Mold, earth and water, the most boss flex in the entire Bible, getting captured on purpose, Alfred, cheese plots, a Comic-Con of soldiers, and whether Holofernes was just a foot guy.

Hymnal: "Heads Will Roll" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

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==Opening Verse==
<blockquote><p>For their mighty one did not fall by the hands of the young men, nor did the sons of the Titans strike him down, nor did tall giants set upon him, but Judith, daughter of Merari, with the beauty of her countenance, undid him.</p><p>&mdash; The Book of Judith 16:6</p></blockquote>

==Favorite Verses==

<blockquote>"Look at their pride, and send your wrath upon their heads. Give to me, a widow, the strong hand to do what I plan. By the deceit of my lips strike down the slave with the prince and the prince with his servant; <u>crush their arrogance by the hand of a woman</u>." &mdash; The Book of Judith 9:9-10 </blockquote>

<blockquote>"The mountains will be soaked with their blood, and the valleys will be filled with their corpses." &mdash; The Book of Judith 6:4 </blockquote>


==Music==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA Heads Will Roll] by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

==Choice Quotes==
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